"Thanks cat. You sat and watched me change the sheets and then proceeded to vomit on them when I left to the shower. Need I remind you cat, that our house is a mecca of tile and wood to commence with this business? When ralphing last week, you opted for the mere two foot rug in the hallway that was engulfed in a sea of wood. Was it something I said?"
Signed: Annoyed, but how can you stay mad at a big fluffy creature